AI Video Summary: For shitty problems, shitty answers
Channel: Wismichu
TL;DR
Wismichu returns with his consultation room, reacting to viewer audio notes and videos with his signature aggressive and humorous style. He addresses a range of 'shitty problems' including unrequited love, school bullying, sexual addiction, and pregnancy, offering blunt and often absurd advice while mocking the submitters.
Key Points
- — Wismichu defends his format against accusations of copying a Spanish TV show, aggressively insulting critics who claim he is copying for views.
- — He mocks a viewer for recording a video vertically and advises him to accept rejection, stating that pressuring someone only makes them like you less.
- — Regarding a viewer who throws feces at classmates, Wismichu argues the viewer is the problem, not the schoolmates, and that his behavior is traumatizing.
- — He suggests using binder clips instead of staples for a viewer's girlfriend, joking that clips are safer unless the girlfriend is a sadist.
- — For a viewer addicted to masturbation, Wismichu proposes using it as a reward for studying, citing historical figures like Newton and Hawking as examples.
- — He offers a simple solution to a viewer who cannot defecate with lights on: just close your eyes.
- — Wismichu reacts to a viewer who got a girl pregnant due to not using a condom because it 'squeezed,' mocking the excuse and affirming the woman's right to choose.
- — He addresses a request from Álvaro Ojeda to collaborate, rejecting it and explaining his philosophy on sexual encounters and moving on.
- — The video concludes with Wismichu encouraging viewers to like and subscribe, ending with a final list of random advice including using condoms and feeding their cats.
Detailed Summary
The video begins with Wismichu announcing the return of his 'Consultation Room' segment, but with a new format involving audio notes and videos from viewers rather than text emails. He immediately addresses critics who accused him of copying a Spanish television program, launching into a furious and comedic rant where he insults the intelligence of those making the claim. He asserts that he does not need to copy TV to get views and aggressively tells critics to shut up before moving on to the first submission. The first viewer asks for advice on how to make a girl like him despite her rejection, recorded in a vertical video format. Wismichu mocks the vertical recording style, claiming it is a turn-off, and then gives serious advice: if someone rejects you, you must leave them alone. He explains that pressuring someone only makes them dislike you more. He then addresses a viewer who throws feces at classmates, bluntly stating that the viewer is the problem and that his classmates are right to be afraid of him. He also gives advice on using binder clips instead of staples for a relationship issue and suggests closing one's eyes to solve a problem with needing darkness to defecate. Later, Wismichu tackles a viewer addicted to masturbation by suggesting a study method where masturbation is used as a reward for finishing chapters, jokingly claiming historical geniuses like Isaac Newton and Stephen Hawking also masturbated. The tone shifts to a more serious but still mocking discussion regarding a viewer who got a girl pregnant because he refused to use a condom due to discomfort. Wismichu ridicules the excuse, demonstrates how a condom fits on his arm, and firmly states that the woman has the right to decide whether to have an abortion since it is her body. Finally, he addresses a collaboration request from Álvaro Ojeda, rejecting it and explaining his philosophy that after a sexual encounter, one should not contact the other person again. The video ends with a call to action for likes and subscriptions, accompanied by a final list of random life advice.
Tags: wismichu, consultation room, comedy, advice, roast, relationships, controversy